N: (To her daughter) I think that is excema, we will have to find something to put on it.
Me: I have just the thing for you. Moisture Max it is good for excema, burns, dry skin, rashes, and chapped lips.
N: Really...? Oh, we might have to try that. Wait a minute, isn't that for your hair.
Me: I barely use it for my hair anymore. But, I do have a big pump that is good for excema, burns, dry skin, rashes, and chapped lips. 32 oz...$10. That's all you need. It will last your family half the year.
N: You sound like somebodies old grandmother with a made up remedy.
Me: Okay, keep laughing. I've been carrying Moisture Max all over the US leaving at the homes of friends with dry, flaky, itching children who are happy to have it!
N: And, this really works?
Me: Just try it and you will be calling like everybody else, whispering about the power of Lustrasilk.
N: Mmmm...I will have to see about that.
I then started to tell her about my other sure fire remedies like using Carmex on your cuticles to soften them and instantly dissolve hang nails. Later, I'll tell you all the things I can do with Windex and don't get me started talking about vinegar.